April 2010
75 posts
March 2010
150 posts
i would like a new cellular phone
any ideas as to what phones and such i should look at?
harry, or somebody
pass my cack to the cack and above the caaaack in my mouth (cack) and then you’lll nom on my cack while meowing cause it feels gooddsvvdx
-max
i am going to get
hannahlives:
harrysmellsgood:
hannahlives:
harrysmellsgood:
several tattoos soon, what should they be of
my face all ova. A taco. The word meow. A sheep. A handlebar moustache on your finger. The word bitch on the inside of your lip. A clam. The taco bell dog. The mcdonald m. Hamburgular. Miley Cyrus. I’ll come up with more lata
i’ll totally get your face that would be great
it would...
i am going to get
hannahlives:
harrysmellsgood:
several tattoos soon, what should they be of
my face all ova. A taco. The word meow. A sheep. A handlebar moustache on your finger. The word bitch on the inside of your lip. A clam. The taco bell dog. The mcdonald m. Hamburgular. Miley Cyrus. I’ll come up with more lata
i’ll totally get your face that would be great
i am going to get
several tattoos soon, what should they be of
I wasted $200+ on prom, to get dumped the next...
jvarsames:
yeah i know. i’m getting my money back on what i spent it on and going to the city with friends instead. prom is a slap in the face when you’re single anyways
good idea. and true that yo
I wasted $200+ on prom, to get dumped the next...
jvarsames:
(via diamonddarling)
same thing just happened to me except we didnt even make it long enough to go to prom. I’m sorry this happened to you though :/
what i think is that girls should just not spend that much money on prom. it’s honestly not worth it haha
Can I just look like Megan Fox now?
(via wtfnicolemichele)
please don’t, i like the way you look better than the way she does
liam →
Red Robins jingle is a descending major triad...
fungusmonk:
What the fuck.
MUSICAL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
it’s more soothing to the baby
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Dear Purple Leaves in my salad,
droppingthefbomb:
Hello. How have you been? I’m just writing to ask what makes you feel entitled to be in my salad? I did not ask for purple things in my salad. I like my salads to be green with the occasional fleck of orange. You are not even an attractive shade of purple. If I had wanted to eat some purple, I would’ve gone down on Barney. Please promptly remove yourself from my salad. I...
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@harrysmellsgood
annabarber:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! :D
thank you miss anna
I have been wondering why Cass hasn't been posting...
themailman:
HE WAS BANNED?
FREE VOLIA.
what is this :(
blah.
idefygravity:
life sucks, because once school is finally over I have to go to college. and even after my four years of college I might have to go for more if I want my masters or PHD or something stupid like that and even after thats over I have to get a job, which will undoubtedly be something I don’t really like and it will take a lot of time and I’ll have to work from home or the pay won’t...
OH AND PELIN AND HARRY TOTALLY DITCHED ME AND LIAM...
wtfnicolemichele:
IT’S COOL GUYS IT’S COOL
JUST LEAVE US ALL BY OURSELVES.
totally went home sick, ya jerk
HARRY, or somebody
crayonsauce:
i was hoping i could be directed to some walker memes? i remember my sister showing me like a whole page full
no
Monday- John Moody has to Say that he Raped your...
themailman:
johnmoodyfuckingsucks:
Listen to this enormous bottle of pubic hair: Okay, this son of a bitch wakes up this morning, right? Typical for everyone. We all wake up in the morning. Others, however, wake up when they’re fucking supposed to. …But NOT John Moody! You see, he was far too busy staying up late and listening to Rammstein while the rest of the world owned up to their...
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jennaisthelaw:
wtfnicolemichele:
xladyluck:
And I saw God cry in the reflection of my butthorns and all the butthorns with no time for me and all of the butthorns raised their babies to stay away from me and pray they don’t grow up to be butthorns