October 2009
57 posts
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
livesophia:
People who point at their wrist asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say, “you just want to have your cake and eat...
September 2009
44 posts
...unicorns.
thesuavechemist:
You can’t prove that there aren’t any.
they’re horses with a horn. more believable than dinosaurs.
Walker: I wish I could've given you a leaf today!
Me: Aww, I'm sorry
Walker: Yeah.. I had to eat it.
jennaisthelaw:
gennaro:
xclaimthevictory: you love me saywhatjennax: i do i do i do, ooohhh saywhatjennax: ^remember kenan and kel? xclaimthevictory: …? saywhatjennax: the show kenan and kel!!!! saywhatjennax: on nickelodeon. xclaimthevictory: um no… saywhatjennax: kel loved orange soda and he’d always say “who lvoes orange soda, kel loves orange soda, i do i do i do, ooooohhh” which is why i...
DEAR FEMALES OF TUMBLR,
jennaisthelaw:
Tits or GTFO.
annabarber:
What is running through your mind at this very moment?
I don’t care if only one person answers this, I’m just curious.
i feel so sick, if nyquil didn’t taste like shit, i’d go drink two bottles.
The Kanye West Incident.
themailman:
fungusmonk:
Nothing has been turned into a meme faster.
Listen, fungusmonk, I’m really happy you feel this way, and I’ma let you finish. But Xibit has the best meme of all time. Of all time!
Also, is there a name for this meme yet? Because I think it chould be along the lines of Douché West. But that’s just one idea.
Agreee with James, also agree with liam. homos.
Aw Harry; sorry about not seeing you.
thesuavechemist:
…you were above my eye-level, and I was carrying a shitton of books so I was hunched over and. D:
NEXT TIME FERREALZ
LOL it’s cool. TOMORROW, BRO. I’ll BE LIKE EMILLYYYYYYYYY
I AM NOW EMPLOYED
BY SONIC IN WAPPINGERS.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
hardcorefornerds:
forgettheradio:
...
(678): so last night my mother drunkenly told me...
heatherswirski:
priceless.
sophomoreslump:
Photo; money for supplies
English; finish TKAM
Math; finish warm up #2
Spanish; read chapter one of La Catrina; do worksheets; finish review packet.
AP; COT essay; packet on the Japanese (or some other culture).
Chem; read chapter two and define and use each vocab word in a meaningful sentence.
HATE LA CATRINA
Haaarryyy?
themailman:
Cafepress, anyone?
(Does that place still exist?)
i’m going for something made at a t shirt print shop that’s local, it will cost less
1 tag
Haaarryyy?
themailman:
thesuavechemist:
harrysmellsgood:
thesuavechemist:
I have a question about Max Wrye, if you don’t mind? If I see him in the hallway, is it appropriate to ask him for a picture/sneakily take one/not take one at all to submit to Max Wrye? Because, I do tend to see him around and it’s been killing me not knowing what to do. I feel as though this is a civic duty.
take one if you see...
Haaarryyy?
thesuavechemist:
I have a question about Max Wrye, if you don’t mind? If I see him in the hallway, is it appropriate to ask him for a picture/sneakily take one/not take one at all to submit to Max Wrye? Because, I do tend to see him around and it’s been killing me not knowing what to do. I feel as though this is a civic duty.
take one if you see him! if he notices you can just be like “THEY...
emily:
thesuavechemist:
harrysmellsgood:
thesuavechemist:
harrysmellsgood:
i don’t know if you knew, but some point in the day after 6th period i do believe i see you in the hallway. i would say hello but i don’t realize that it’s you (or your look-a-like) until you have passed. because you are short. but short peeps are cool so plz don’t take thatthe wrong way.
…if this is directed at me, which I...
emily:
thesuavechemist:
harrysmellsgood:
i don’t know if you knew, but some point in the day after 6th period i do believe i see you in the hallway. i would say hello but i don’t realize that it’s you (or your look-a-like) until you have passed. because you are short. but short peeps are cool so plz don’t take thatthe wrong way.
…if this is directed at me, which I believe it is…because…you know,...
emily:
i don’t know if you knew, but some point in the day after 6th period i do believe i see you in the hallway. i would say hello but i don’t realize that it’s you (or your look-a-like) until you have passed. because you are short. but short peeps are cool so plz don’t take thatthe wrong way.
Just emailed the wrestling coach about joining the...
crayonsauce:
jennaisthelaw:
Let’s do this.
ringwooorrrrmmm
yea true that
xclaimthevictory: oh hay we should hook up ;]
xclaimthevictory: with all gay intended
I made a playlist on iTunes called "F.U. Breakup...
jennaisthelaw:
Listening to them doesn’t help like I’d hoped it would.
burn a cd of it for me, i wanna listen
bowwowwoff:
softstutters:
jumpordont:
...
Yes, I'm an ass for thinking this.
sheisthewestcoast:
Fuck animals. Seriously. Idfc how goddamn cute they are but when it comes down to it, they lack a soul and a conscious. I love eating meat. Idc about how it gets down or killed most of the time. If it tastes good, I’ll eat it. Vegans piss me off. Really you don’t drink milk because it comes from a cow? Did you know that it’s painful for the cow not to be milked? *palmface* Oh,...
